Cooper

a literal drug addict. he passes out in the first 10 minutes of every party cause he has weird OCD and has to finish everything. most times you will find him passed out in a ditch or being carried over someones shoulder (they always drop him). he was quite a fat kid but now he grinds everyday. Every girl hes had left him but in fact he wanted to leave them first but he is just a pussy. He will get broken up with then fuck another girl the next day, hes that kinda man. Has the best bestfriend in the entire world who is the vision of all things amazing

Hey have you seen Cooper tonight?
yeah hes over there passed out in that bush

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