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n.-A chess term for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.
Haven't you studied your opening theory?
Shut up.
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n.-something that it is undesirable to tap.
The little red-haired girl called me a badass!
No, no. She thinks you have a bad ass, Charlie Brown.
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n.-A pervert. Famously said, "What, you have no sexual problems? What, you haven't had sex? Well, that explains it, then."
But Freud, my symptoms are...
NEXT!
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n. A foot race for senior citizens.
Well, that's it for the housewife wind-sprint. Up next is the balderdash. Our favorite to win today has just turned 65, his birthday was just last week--and, yes, folks, here he is now...
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n.-A variation on chess, the origin for the name of which no rational person is aware. There are four players broken into two teams, and each player has a partner who plays the opposite color, passing along any pieces (s)he may capture. Pieces may be placed as a turn instead of moving a piece already on the board. Also timed (chess clocks): five minutes.
Bughouse has spawned such brilliant insults as:
"I'll castle your queen-side."
"How about a free king?"
"Oh my fucking God. He played e5."
and
"Ah. The double sit. Classic."
I resign. Want to play bughouse?
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An expression of utter dismay when you play e5 in response to e4 in a game of bughouse.
Pieces, give me pieces. I think I can checkmate in five.
Unfortunate.
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