HappyPolo

A kind man who sells toilets for a living. HappyPolos do not like being propositioned for chocolate sales.

Person 1- "Aw man, my toilet just broke."
Person 2- "You should contact HappyPolo! Just don't try to sell him any chocolate though."

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

Pofey

A kind welsh lad who just loves baths and hot tubs.

Person 1- "Hey have you guys seen Pofey?
Person 2- "Yea, he's just over there hogging the hot tub."