When a guy eats a girl out while she's in doggy position, and she shards in his eye.
My eye still stings from getting the stink eye while while eating my girlfriend out last night.
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When a chick (or guy) is smoking hot, but they look like they might be carrying a couple funky STD's.
Dude, that chick's hot but she looks gonnoriffic, i'd stay away from her.