umbilical

a term used by misogynists and gay men alike to describe something that completely sucks. references being in the womb (attached to the umbilical cord), which gay men and/or misogynists can view as the worst possible place they could possibly ever be.

Tim: god, my boyfriend won't let me top him without making a huge deal out of it. shit's so umbilical
Nabi: yeah, real fucking umbilical, huh? if that happened to me i'd feel like i was being shoved right back up my mom's pussy. god, i hate women.