garg

garg is short for gargoyle he’s a creature from down in the ancient swamps of Jerusalem it usually is a man. he’s very short and has a half shaved beard and a hunched back . resembles a 8 year old child but has a mind of a 90 year old man. he’s usually plays guitar but he’s very bad at it. you’ll probably see him in a band but he’s very untalented and horrific. people named garg usually have lots of cuts and scabs on there hand it’s a symbol for being disgusting. he’s the worst person to walk this earth but he still a comedy show. people love to just laugh at him.

person 1 : laughs
garg: there just nervous

person 2 : everyone hates you garg

garg: cries to his mommy and daddy
child: mommy what’s that ugly creature

mom : it’s just garg beware