foop

A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Originated from television when swear words are bleeped out. Also used for people/persons who's name(s) has been surpressed in court.

You're a motherfoopin towel!
What the foop did you just do to my household insurance?!
The woman who allegedly raped the kitten was foop MCfoop.
Foop I shouldn't swear anymore.

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pebble mud

The bit of poo that hangs on when you accidentally squeeze it off too soon.

I squeezed it off to soon, and I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to get rid of the pebble mud.

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flick

A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Used because of it's similarity to the word when written in block capitals.

Hey! Flick you man!
You're a flickin motherflicker!
What the flick did you just call me?!
This girl was the best/worst flick I'd ever had!

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