Jingle

A code word employed by a sober cohort to prevent future embarrassment the morning after a drunken, office Christmas party; it is used to redirect behaviors and topics of conversation away from the inappropriateness of the inebriated.

Drunken Boss (to a gathered group): "Did I ever tell you about the time I had a menage a trois with..."

Sober Cohort (Interrrupting): "JINGLE!"

Drunken Boss (to Sober Cohort): "Thanks, that will save me a trip to see HR while hungover."

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