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Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
You got any shrooms? Mario hears a princess in need of rescuing.
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He was Homecoming King at Fort Meyers Senior High School... and he thinks he's real? He better rethink that statement and realize he'd be better off doing a movie for High School Musical... pussy!
Amazing how he was a college dropout. I mean how did he even make it that far? Probably beating up the nerds at school that ANYONE can take.
The club shooting was because his time was up and Lil' Boosie was next. He got mad like a little bitch and ordered his goons, the REAL niggas, to start a fight and shoot up the place. Yes they shouldn't bite the hand that feeds then but I'm sure they can just take whatever they want from Plies and feed themselves.
Plies got scared off stage at an Orlando area nightclub by rapper Trick Daddy. Pussy ran through a crowd of people and out the front door. Then Trick Daddy was assaulted by club bouncers and it's been said that Plies was the one who had assaulted Trick. Probably not, I mean Plies didn't show for a concert the very next day where he and Trick Daddy were both scheduled to perform. So well I guess he IS real... really SCARED.
The way the name came to him is simple actually.
Plies... I will make it easy on you folk.
OK so Plies is a pussy who lies. Pussy is sometimes shortened by its slang counterpart (or simplyfied for those who are following the math part) to "P".
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Too bad he's with cash money records, he actually has potential/talent. He is what young buck is to G unit, the main attraction hanging out with a bunch of faggots so... metrosexual some?
He used to be on Degrassi High but his character got killed by some nerdy white boy in a murder-suicide.
Drake also tries to sound like Lil' Wayne, we don't need any more of those faggots in this world so he loses points for that :P.
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It's like war cry for bloods. Used to get other Bloods rowdy and hyped. Also said when one blood sees another (That they don't particularly know).
Blood 1 sees Blood 2 walking down the street.
Blood 1: Soo Woo
Blood 2 throws up his hood
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A crackhead actor. When you think he's making funny faces in his movies, he's really having muscle spasms
Jim Carrey fan: "Hey look, it's Jim Carrey. Hey Jim-"
Jim Carrey: Back off! This is MY crack!"
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A once great R&B singer who, recently, became a meal ticket for aspiring artists, (Justin Bieber, who thinks he's the shit because he knows Usher).
I think I'm going to download a copy of Fruity Loops studio and use nothing but the demo song, remake it 20 ways and add lyrics of wanting to have sex with bitches, befriend Usher and, get a deal, post my shit on YouTube and then see how many hits I can make. Boy I sure hope people appreciate my took-me-10-minutes-to-make-a-song music.
I still believe even Usher knows how big of a mistake he made with Justin Bieber. Justin probably wouldn't shut up about giving him a deal so Usher did it to shut him up.
On Usher's new song, the part that goes "Oh, My, God" is really just about how whack Justin is.
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