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The Nintendoverse's sexually deprived Chuck Norris.
He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.
How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.
His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).
Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
Captain Falcon meets Chuck Norris
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"
*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*
*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*
*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*
*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
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To claim something about oneself that is entirely false.
"That punk on the street man, he was traitin' like he was a heavyweight and all that. But then I stepped up to him and he couldn't back any of that talk up"
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AKA the game
Claimed him and 50 cent were beefing, but really knows that when they were talking shit on their own CD's about the other that it just made them hot and horny for each other and that they missed each other. I'd still rather listen to the game than 50 cent but they're both equally as gay.
He's someone who flipped sides (used to be a crip, used to be GOOD back then) but was turned blood by his brother Big Fase 100 as a survival technique... "better to die like a man than survive like a punk" I say.
The thing that separates him from Curtis Jackson was he really did get shot 5 times repeatedly. 50 cent got shot 23 times over the course of 9 different occasions, but I'm talking about Kelvin Martin when I say that. Curtis Jackson is a fake who stole a name he heard about to get him instant respect/fear in the game.
Jayceon Taylor truly is the game. He played you all with the 50/game beef
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Senile old doctor that turns the smallest little factor into a huge catastrophe on his show. The stupidest things become the biggest threats (see schmalfuss). If you suffer from agoraphobia and one day plan on returning back to the real world, do not watch this show. You'll be even more paranoid than ever.
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of Anthrax. If I were to throw Anthrax down a street, everyone from a mile from it that inhales it may die.
Me: Um... ok
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.
Me: Yeah, in like 70 years รยฌ_รยฌ
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