Oompa-Loompa

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange complexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roald Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

Due to his Oompa-Loompa type attributes; Lewis was cast in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. He has forever since been typecast.

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Tree Fetish

A bizarre condition, affecting mostly middle-aged salesmen, which is also known as Dendrophilia.

Due to his Tree Fetish we needed to keep little lewis out of the forest, he's a dendrophiliac.

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