near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.

When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.

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your mom

1. That last great and final insult: given with the implication that the speaker has done something (usually sexual in nature)to or with the recipients mother-though not necessarily hostile in intent. 2. The phrase spoken in a last ditch effort to have the last word in an argument.

You're so stupid I bet your I.Q. is negative.
Your mom!
See also: yo' momma, your mother, tu madre.

NOTE: Although meant to be the last word in an exchange, I have, over the years, heard many a good reply to all of the above retorts. My favorite to date- I don't have a mother. Me and my dad share yours!

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stool

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.

He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.

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