Blowtorch

Being given oral sex by a ginger

Person 1: i had a great blowjob yesturday
Person 2: was she a ginger?
Person 1: yes
Person 2: you got a blowtorch dude

19👍 7👎

Windows

used in awkward silences to try and stimulate conversation

John and Tim were sitting in a room. The conversation was minimal until John said "Windows".

10👍 4👎