irony

using words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its original intention.

irony: there is an S in the word lisp

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Random shoe

a shoe that you see that does not have a match in sight

survey- what is around you right now

answerer- ipod, pillow, tissue box, random shoe

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whip trip

when you are forced by a girlfriend to go purchase something that she needs, most of the time it is something that would embarrass the guy if it was not being picked up for his girl, most of the time you would rather be doing something else
done when you are whipped

jill- hey chris will you go pick me up some more tampons
chris- not another whip trip, the guys at cvs are startin to laugh

guy behind counter- why the hell are you buying maxi-pads
me- its just a whip trip

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