ASL

A creepy Omegle man who asks for your age, sex and location.

You: Hi.
Stranger: hi m45 asl?
You have disconnected.

Cumache

When a man shoves his dick into somebody's belly button, by stretching it or having a small enough dick to fit in.

Callum: Yo, I stuck my dick in this girl.
Drake: You gave her a cumache?
Callum: If that's what it's called, sure.

Hoe

Gardening tool

George: Hey do you like my hoe?
Mike: Yes, it gardens well.
George: Thanks!
Mike: You're welcome.