Grammer

1. The retarded cousin of the word Grammar.

2. Sometimes even confused as a cracker by little kids.

1. I think mah grammer iz gittin' bettor.

2. Mommy, can I have a grammer cracker?

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Fuklin

A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard.

Guy 1: So how was the hike over here?

Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.

Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!

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Dragon

Slang (both in pronunciation and spelling) for the word dragging.

Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?

Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.

Guy 1: Dayum mang.

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Man

A casual, brief greeting used regardless of sex.

Guy 1: Hey, what's up man?

Guy 2: Nothing much man.

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Pazzazzed

The 'cool' way of saying possessed.

Father: Is my daughter ok?

Priest: Yo, seems she's a lil pazzazzed!

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irregardless

A word created by ignorant pricks who couldn't manage the time to learn the English language. Suspected to originate around the early 1900s on Angel Island, where many Asian immigrants lacked proper English.

Irregardless means exactly the same thing as regardless, regardless of its negativity.

See Regardless

Asian Immigrant: Irregardless, I do what (I)want!

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Dial

A common misspelling of the word dick while texting.

Matt: Hey fucktard! i told u i didnt need ur opinion!

Tim: Matt why r u being such a dial?

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