stopaholic

A really bad driver that is brake happy usually causing traffic pattern mayhem and frustration. Very often found in mall parking lots frequented by shopaholics.

"Why aren't we moving?"
"There's a stopaholic up there."

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oversleepover

An event where people know they'll be up far too late and will oversleep at this sleepover as a means of recovery from a hangover. This is the adult form of a childhood favorite.

"Hey, we're having an oversleepover tomorrow, you wanna come?"
"No, I gotta work the next morning."

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