Roman Candle

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.

Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.

Permay

Permay is a portmanteau of the words "perhaps" and "maybe." Permay is guaranteed to get you laid (this is a legally binding contract stating that if you don't get laid while using Permay then that is legally not our fault.)

If you somehow lack the brain power to figure it out, permay is used like perhaps or maybe would be.

Monkey

When you randomly yell the word "monkey."

GayLord:MONKEY
GayBrother:What the Shit Balls?

Hot wax

Steaming hot shit.

I just took a GIANT hot wax!