Queef

A pussy fart that happens sometimes when a guys pulls out his dick...

Sarah can queef on command....

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Will Turner

Will Turner has pirate's blood in him, yet he practises with a sword three hours a day, so that when he meets a pirate, he can kill him. A bit odd, eh matey? On his journey he ends up travelling with the famous and worst pirate of all, Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootsrtap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
We're going to steal a ship. That ship?
This is either madness or brilliance.
It wasn't your blood they needed, it was my father's blood, my blood, the blood of a pirate.

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Snob

Anyone who thinks they are better than someone else based upon superficial factors.

Paris Hilton
The Olson Twins
Tori Spelling

Need I say more?

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rangerboard

Message board found at www.rangerboard.com populated by persons who say their IQ is greater than their age, famous for its epic repetitiveness and selective "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude toward deciding who stays and goes on the member list.

Oh, look. The ten thousandth "Tommy" thread on rangerboard... this week.

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Blackmoore's Night

A celtic medieval band. Music by Richie Blackmoore and Lyrics by Candice Night.

I saw three ships 'a-sailing in, from acrross the sea. Stragners ne're were welcome but for curiosity. But come they did and when they did, ready they did stand. And things would never be the same in our villiage on the sand.

Paint me a picture and hang it on the wall. Colour it darkly the lines will start to crawl.

Raise your hands and your glasses too. We will dance the whole night through. we're going back to a time we knew, under a violet moon.

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conspicious

Acting both suspiciously and conspicuously at the same time.

That man selling drugs at the bus stop looks very conspicious.

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white trash

Someone who lives in a trailor, likes antique shows, lives in the southern US, smells of BO, likes TV dinners, shops at WalMart, K-Mart, Aldies or Big Lots, finds all their gifts at the DollarTree, wears stained clothing, probably has a beer belly, has missing teeth, has a harsh southern accent, watchs nascar, is most likely a goober, has hardly any education, listens to country music and likes All you can eat buffets.

"Hideous! Look at that guys shirt!!"
"Ok...pure WHITE TRASH!"

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