1. (Noun) A quickie version of your daily ablutions, usually performed when thereâs no time/opportunity to bathe properly, often due to the absence of a tub/shower. Only your face and smelly parts are washed.
2. (Noun) When a woman washes only the bare minimum/necessary body parts â that is, face, underarms and groin â after a sexual encounter. Usually done standing at the sink in someone elseâs bathroom (or a single occupancy public bathroom if this is an actual prostitute).
Example 1:
âOMG I barely made it, my alarm didnât go off this morning. I didnât even have time to shower, I had to take a whoreâs bath insteadâ
Example 2:
âI canât believe Dylan talked you into going home with him.â
âUgh, I was so drunk. Luckily I snuck out before he woke up. I felt so disgusting, but I didnât want him to catch me in the shower, so I took a whoreâs bath and leftâ
(Noun) Also known as pretty privilege. A well-documented phenomenon in which human perception of a personâs character/trustworthiness is impacted by that personâs physical attractiveness/beauty. Studies found that when two focus groups were each shown a photo of a different person (one beautiful, one not), and shown an identical list of crimes that person committed, the focus group (or âjuryâ) gave the beautiful person a lighter sentence.
âWow, that cop was so nice to me! I was speeding by 20, and he let me off with a warning!â
âItâs probably because youâre pretty.â
âHaha! I guess the halo effect really worksâ
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