Snort swab

To get tested for COVID-19

"Hey, Mate... now that Donald Trump is COVID positive are you finally gonna snort swab yourself?"

CWYC

Call When You Can.

"Just got back to the house... CWYC."

Masslighting

The art of gaslighting applied to crowds of gullible nincompoops of varying degrees predisposed to the delusion.

"President Trump, in a forte of masslighting, told his rally that he would be gracious if he lost the election."

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starejob

When a porn hottie totally wrecks the vibe of a good blowjob by the aggravating and ridiculous habit of constantly staring into the camera.

One more potentially hot porn clip, ruined with a starejob.

HFTB

Hope For The Best.

Need to drive across the Rockies in the dead of winter... HFTB!

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Sandwich

Group of three Gulag escapees where the weaker one succumbs and is cannibalized. From the movie “Gulag” (1985).

“Food’s no problem, just take along a sandwich! You know what a sandwich is, don’t you? A sandwich is when two prisoners take along a third weaker prisoner on an escape. Someone they reckon can last one or two days and then die. And when he does, they eat him!”

WKIT

Will keep in touch.

Thanks for the hot tip on that house... WKIT.