Sandwich

Group of three Gulag escapees where the weaker one succumbs and is cannibalized. From the movie “Gulag” (1985).

“Food’s no problem, just take along a sandwich! You know what a sandwich is, don’t you? A sandwich is when two prisoners take along a third weaker prisoner on an escape. Someone they reckon can last one or two days and then die. And when he does, they eat him!”

AWTEW

All's Well That Ends Well.

We all got canned but the bosses got indicted... AWTEW!

SAIEW

Same as it ever was.

Trump's trying to shift blame for the coronavirus outbreak to Hillary and the Deep State. No, really... he is. SAIEW.

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Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

BIDHAM

Because I Don't Have Any Money.

Every time you ask me why I haven't fixed something you know full well what the answer's gonna be... BIDHAM!

SUCI

Stubbornly Unvaccinated Covid Infected

Sandy chose to bury herself in that ridiculous antivaxx BS from Facebook. No surprise that she's now SUCI on a ventilator.

A major case of the blue seats

That depressing realization you didn't have anywhere near as many people come to your party or your rally as you had expected.

"So what ails ya, Nate?"
"Aw, I invited a hundred people to my party and look... only twenty showed up. I gots a major case of the blue seats."