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saltpeter

Potassium nitrate (KNO3), a substance used in explosives (usually gunpowder) and fertilizers.

Contrary to popular urban legend, saltpeter has no effect on libido, and too many side effects (high fever, etc.) to be used even if it did.

The army doesn't want to kill our soldiers with saltpeter. They want our enemies to do it.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004


,,|,,

Emoticon used to symbolize that great universally-known bit of American Sign Language -- giving one's fellow man the finger.

omg u r lose ,,|,,(>_<),,|,,

by red_beard_neo January 09, 2004


dogie

An orphan calf.

Git along, l'il dogie.

by red_beard_neo April 09, 2004


Mister Wizard

1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.

2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.

1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?

2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004


homicide

Heroin cut with strychnine.

Homicide is some nasty stuff.

by red_beard_neo April 22, 2004


frankenfoods

Genetically-modified food crops, often including the insertion of genetic material that cannot be found in nature. While we're assured they are safe, little testing goes into making sure this is true.

Many countries and consumers are wising up to the hazards inherent in frankenfoods.

by red_beard_neo May 20, 2004


red_beard_neo

I am me. Anything else is just a label.

Don't you just hate self-help books?

by red_beard_neo May 26, 2004