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noun. Condom + Mints = condomints. A play on the word condiment.
condom flavored mints
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mint flavored condoms
I ate a whole bunch of condomints last night and now I feel sick! :(
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1. A delicious shot made of equal parts Bailey's Irish Cream, Jameson Irish Whiskey, and Green Creme de Menthe Liquor.
2. When A midget dresses in green and cums in your face.
1. Yo its St. Patrick's Day I'll have a Leprechaun Cumshot please!
2. Ouch! That Leprechaun Cumshot hurt my eye!
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1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.
2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!
2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?
Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
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noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.
Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.
Anne: Who is Jerry?
Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!
Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.
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Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.
What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.
Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!
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Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.
teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
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n. describes the flattening of a woman's large breasts (C-cup or larger) when she lays on her back topless and prepares for insertion.
Jon: Dammmm! shes packing some killer juggs!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!
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