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adj. Chlorine with a y at the end. Used to describe the scent, feel/burn, and taste of chlorine. Usually used in and around swimming pools.
tracy (while standing on the pool deck): Man my eyes are burning.
dan: yea this pool is extra chloriney today.
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Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"
My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!
well done!
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phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.
Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!
Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)
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verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.
At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!
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n. A term to describe a bowel movement, excrement, feces, poo, dump, etc...
"there are some leftovers in the toilet, someone should flush it down!"
"Chinese and Taco Bell leftovers are always the worst!"
"uh-oh, there's some leftovers in my undies..."
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n. slang term/ street name for gastric bypass surgery
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Unhappy husband: Man my wife is fat and just keeps on eating, I think i should get a new one.
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
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n. any area where little people are held against their will. It usually consists of 4 foot high fences and child proof locks. Can be located inside or outside.
Do you wanna stop by the Baby Playpen and feed the little people?
sure, I'll bring the Cheerios!
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