whore

A women who breaks up with a man for purely superficial reasons.

Person 1: My girlfriend just left me because of my dick size
Person 2: What a whore!

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hit n snitch

The cowardly act of physically assaulting someone and then reporting the victim to the police whenever he/she retaliates in defense.

Police Officer:We just got a report that you just assaulted someone. Please explain to me the reason for your action.

Suspect: I was not the one that assaulted him, I was just walking around minding my own business. I was the victim of a hit n snitch.

assclown

Any person who thinks the show Jackass should be taken seriously.

Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?

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