OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

An expression of approval and/or indicator of future action. As popularized by Lil' John.

"We gon' get up in dis party tonight! Y'all ready? Lemme hear you say 'OKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!'"
~Lil' John

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

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to have a cow

inf. to overreact disproprionate to the situation at hand.

1a. "When my sister found me screwing her friend Becky on her bed, she had a cow."

1b. "Is she kissing him dude? I'm about to bash his &*%ing face in!"
"Don't have a cow man. Let the slore ride."

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selah

Caribbean equivalent of "word up", as popularized as an exclamation in dancehall by Beenie Man. However the word has been used for years by Rastafarians as the origins of this word are Biblical; it's commonly used in Psalms at the end of a verse. In the more secular use however, it's used to emphasize a thought, usually at the point of its conclusion.

"Pon bed pon floor against wall/
We sex dem all till dem call mi/
Im di girls dem sugar dats all/
Welcome di king of di dancehall/Selah!"
~Beenie Man

(Translation for the interested: "I have crazy sex with women on beds, floors and walls, so well in fact that they are fiending and calling me constantly. I'm unquestionably a ladies man, and king of the dancehall to boot. Word!")

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the shutdown

The unfortunate state of being in receipt of the cold shoulder from the object of one's desire.

Q: "You still tryna talk to Taemia?"
A: "Nah bro, I got the shutdown last week when she found out I had dated her twin sister. Go figure."

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ebay queen

n. Lady or Homosexual male who no longer buys even the smallest item retail, but rather will search for and purchase it on eBay.

"She has the new Dior already?! I wonder how much she paid for it..."
"Girl probably less than $200, you know she an eBay queen."

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dred

1. n. A Rastafarian or someone who practices the Zionist religion. May or may not have dre(a)dlocks.

2. adj. To be very coldhearted, calculating or evil.

3. Caribbean slang word used for emphasis at the end of a sentence. Does not necessarily reference the person to whom the comment is being addressed.

1. Bob Marley was a dred.
2. Dat Tony Soprano real dred.
3. You going out with her, dred?

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