ll cool j

A highly successful and prolific (if not mediocre) rapper with above average good looks and lip-licking skills (which solidify his largely female fan base) and baseline acting talent (that keeps him firmly in the media's lens at any given time). LL Cool J is an abbreviation of Ladies Love Cool James, the artist's real name being James Todd Smith. Recent whisphers about the 20 year veteran include plastic surgery (facelift and some body work), his marriage's many indiscretions (both involved parties), the declining quality of his lyrics (notably highlighted in a feud with the talented Cannibus) and recurring monetary feuds with his label, Def Jam.

LL Cool J is not the Greatest of All Time.

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the whole 9

See Whole nine yards

He made his new wife sign a prenup, a divorce agreement....the whole 9.

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parry shot

n. Caribbean slang term for a paticular type of menage a trois that involves 2 males (usually close friends but never homosexual) and a consenting female. Foreplay may involve both men stimulating the woman, but sexual intercourse is strictly confined to one man/one woman at a time.

Lavisha was in a parry shot with Khalid and Domonic.

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Manolo Blahnik

Spanish shoe designer who soared to popularity after the debut of Sex and the City, but has soled the feet of the wealthy for decades prior. His name is commonly mentioned in rap lyrics and glorified by the culture of excess, and he is accredited with pioneering the infamous Timberland stiletto boot craze. His handmade, expensive shoes bearing his name are largely considered the eptiome of luxury and chic by the fashion cognoscenti. The shoes themselves can also be referred to as "Manolos" or "Blahniks" for short.

Those Blahniks are fierce, girl.

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chat

n. Caribbean slang for what a DJ or artiste does over a beat.

"Listen wha' meh chat 'bout."

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nigga, please

An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."

"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."

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Howard Homecoming

The annual affair known as Howard University's Homecoming, an event infamous for causing such an influx of fun-seeking teens, college students/alumni and pedophiles that all of D.C. shuts down for an entire weekend. The incredible part is, it actually lives up to all the hype...and when an event has been immortalized in a Biggie song, believe there's hype.

"Ain't no tellin where I may be/
May see me in DC at Howard Homes/
Comin, with my man Capone, Dummin/ fuckin somethin..."

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