nose goblin

Also known as a booger.

Hey, check out my collection of magical nose goblins!

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Liberal Loonies

An excuse conservatives use because they think that their way is the only way and seem not to realize that in fact, Conservative Loonies exist in droves as well.

Those Liberal Loonies! Supporting free choice and promoting equality and peace is ludicrous!

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call a waaambulance

An expression used when someone is whining incessantly.

Call a waaambulance for that spoiled brat, or she'll need a real one before long.

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Cartoon Network

A network that has great potential, but unfortunately shows nothing but anime anymore.

The last time I checked, it was called Cartoon Network, not Anime Network! Why did they have to stop showing Animaniacs?

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yuppie water

Bottled spring water that one purchases.

In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks.

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The 'Lou

An annoying nickname for the city of St. Louis; made popular by rapper Nelly.

Please refrain from calling St. Louis "The 'Lou". It's a city, not a toilet.

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poser

1. The incorrect spelling of poseur.

2. (lit.) Somebody who poses, ie. a model. This term is not used as an insult.

1. Don't forget the "u", dammit!

2. Naomi Campbell is a poser. She poses for pictures and fashion shoots all the time.

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