Barooster

A chicken that has been trained in the fine art of coffee making

The barooster ate the coffee bean , shat it out , dried to perfection then percolated it for it’s human customers .... “barooooostaaaa”

tard

..a person who is acting stupid, or is geekin like no other, or has said sumthing stupid... or is drunk.

tard... *fell down the stairs n hurt his head*
other person:"wonder why we call you tard."

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stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

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tical

Method man's alias. see: meth

"Funk Doc and Tical are the shit!" (BLACKOUT!!!!)

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cape girls

Hot girls with nice bodys who know how to toke and not choke.

Them cape girls are chill.

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cape girls

The bitches with the dough.

Cape Girls got the hook ups.

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borrence

1. Stoner slang for a bong or waterpipe.
2. Stoner slang for a fat shit!

1. "Swing us the borrence, old mate."
2. "OOOh, I gotta snap a fat borrence, man!"

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