Opahdkeng

When you don’t have a word to reply to a text message from someone, so you just send them this word.

Anika: “I’m flying in the plane, any advice for the meerkats that are our pilots?”
Abby: “Opahdkeng.”

brimavyn

The moment you realize you threw something out that was very important

“I’m getting rid of the garbage sweetie, do you really need all these papers?”
“No it’s fine”
“Oh brimavyn! That was my science homework”

winemom

A sassy little kitten with multiple ex husbands who only cares about wine, wine, and wine. Often times you will find this species in soccer mom form, usually with the accessory of a wine travel mug normally given as a forgiveness gift from their ex husband begging not to kill them and bury there bones behind their mother in laws fridge. Shows true passion in gossiping with other moms about hot 50 year old actors, teachers, and ex husbands who have been made into wine.

The winemom yelled at the children on the soccer team, swinging a glass full of wine in one hand with a face full of anger and splattered with the blood of her child’s soccer coach.

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shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

duckieroden

A duck who has a low yet sometimes screamingly high quack. Can change pitches like there’s no tomorrow.

Abby: “God I was gonna put that duck as an alto, but now I think they are a strait up soprano 1!”
Mia: “Such a duckieroden.”

Ja

Ja is a word used when your friend is sincerely sorry for whatever made you leave them on read forever and would like you to not leave them on read anymore and continue your friendship.

Shoot, CQX left me on read for a week. Better text them Ja so they know we’re cool.

Ja

Ja is a word used when your friend is sincerely sorry for whatever made you leave them on read for an eternity and would like you to open and respond to their message(s) and continue your friendship.

Shoot, Cqx left me on read for a week! I should text them ja to let them know I’m sorry