Drunch

1. (verb) A drunken hunch, usually from long periods spent stooping or slumping in a bar stool.
2. (noun) The suspicion that someone has after they've had too much to drink that another person thinks they are hot.

1. Look at that guy drunch over the bar.

2. Dude, I've got a drunch that chick digs me.

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