whoop factor

An expression of disinterest. Usually followed by a number -- the higher the number, the greater the lack of interest -- and, occasionally, a reference to Sulu, the helmsman of the Enterprise.

As this phrase is a reference to the original Star Trek series, it shall be generally understood that 9 represents the highest normal whoop factor. Anything higher indicates an excessive whoop factor -- and, by extension, an extreme lack of interest.

Figure skating on TV? Whoop Factor 9, Sulu!

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cold salad

Used to describe an action or statement of particular callousness.

You kicked her out, then made her keep paying half the rent? Damn, that's some cold salad!

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ham doctor

Future slang for a really, really, shockingly nasty sex act.

"Dude, if she'll let you be the ham doctor, marry her!"

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pitching a slider

Vomiting after eating a burger (or burgers) at White Castle. Also: Throwing a slider.

Pounding a six-pack and eating at White Castle seemed like a great idea -- until I found myself pitching a slider in the parking lot.