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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.

person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!

by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020


ShooterChicken

a man/woman who would have sex with anything but a human.

i fricked a dog earlier, i am a shooterchicken

by refrigerator 23 May 17, 2020


severed hand fetish

Severed hand fetish. A person who has severed hand fetish likes to cut off hands and act as like they are people.

Killer queen has already touched the doorknob. Kira yoshikage has a severed hand fetish.

by refrigerator 23 May 17, 2020

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my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)

by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020

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