dusty lamp

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

Fed-licker

Someone who is working for the federal government, or who is working with/influenced by those working for the federal government to divide the libertarian party based on false left vs right paradigms.

The libertarian party was becoming a real success until the fed-lickers started to divide them with partisan rhetoric