Cartman

One of the main characters of the american tv show South Park. He’s fat and a total asshole. But he’s a true business man and he can sell anything with just one sentence.

Woman: 8000 dollars seems a little steep. How about ten dollars?
Cartman: Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!
Woman: Ok, how about 15 dollars?

Mysterion

Mysterion is the superhero alter ego of Kenny McCormick! He’s wearing a purple cape with a hood and a question mark on his head. He’s wearing a purple shirt with a letter M on it, a pair of purple pants and an underwear on top! His power is that he can’t die, because if he dies he will wake up in his bed. And he’s basically the batman of South Park!

Mysterion: *dies*
*in kenny’s room*
Toolshed: Dude, Kenny, what'd you run away for?! We've gotta fight these guys!
Mosquito: Yeah, come on, get your costume on, lazy-ass!

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K-Pop

South Korean pop music created by god to punish us because of our sins but some people started to like it so now god is thinking about suicide!

#stopkpop #helpgod

K-Pop fan: He’s so cute aegyo!
God: Ight imma commit not alive!

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