palmela

a guys right hand gf....

he jerked off with palmela

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cracked out

a basic labeling for anyone who is either retarded from the night before, or won't stop talking to the point where you break their teeth. or a kid who's on too much adderall

"you cracked out little bitch"
"he's so cracked out"

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FIM

Fist in Mouth Material--FIM, the action of placing your entire fist in your mouth to prevent uncontrollable spasms of laughter.

Girl on the beach: Have you ever smoked mothballs.
Kevin: Not so much
Girl: I like your hair, not that it means anything, you have a gorgeous face, not that it means anything, and you're all like "Feck off" not that it means anything, I mean, not that it means anything...
Reid: FIM!!!
Kevin: places fist in mouth

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lost remainder

a glorious emo band from jupiter florida

dude did you check out lost remainder the other night they were nuts

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BFG

Not, as popularly believed, the big fucking gun - this gun is referred to in Doom as the Big Freakin' Gun and in Quake 2 as the Big Fraggin' Gun.

omf stfu n suk on ma bfg90000! LOLOL

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