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Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...
Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?
Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
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1) A completely hypocritical Alaskan who if pro-life yet lets her slutty teenage daughter get pregnant at the age of 17 and forces her to keep it.
2) The Republican VP Nominee in the '08 US Presidential election.
sxephil: Sarah Palin might not know what she's talking about... but she sure is a 'VPILF!'
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The newest and most popular website to make you seem cool if you mention it at a get-together or shindig. It's up there with the "OHHHHHHH PARTY FOUL!" cliche.
Guy #1: Hey dude did you see the newest entry on fmylife.com?
Guy #2: Oh you mean the one with the chick and the thong and the golden retriever? hahaha yeah dude that shit was hilarious!
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What you say someone has when they are being incoherently stupid.
Guy1: Dude, I picked up this hooker on sunset for $4 an hour!
Guy2: What the fuck bro, do you have brain aids?
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A sanddigger is the drug dealer's equivalent of a golddigger.
She just wanted Notorious B.I.G for the rock. She was a total sanddigger.
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