ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.

I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.

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Blagojesphere

Anything relating to the Rod Blagojevich scandal happens in the "Blagojesphere."

Today in the Blagojesphere, the Senate refused to seat Roland Burris

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Rebeet

You mistakenly think you're peeing blood when the color of your urine is red, until you remember you had recently eaten beets.

The color of my urine was red, and I panicked thinking I was was peeing blood, until I realized it was just a rebeet.

SHELOC

A home equity line of credit (a.k.a. HELOC) for gay men who live beyond their means.

These Prada sunglasses are so expensive, I'm going to need to open a SHELOC to pay for them.

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