veiner gobbler

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.

Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing

jizzle crane

term relating to and meaning penis

hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long