mancure

The male equivalent of a manicure. Typically consisting of liquor consumption with several friends or any outing consisting entirely of malecentric activities. Usually, the only females to be found are strippers.

The end result is that the man is refreshed, invigorated, and ready to return to everyday life.

Joe: Hey, Bill, watchu been up to?
Bill: Same ol' shit, work sucks, wife's a bitch.
Joe: Ah, the swansong of the fallen. You need a mancure, my friend!

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Bumper Cars

When two lesbians have sex. Nothing goes in or out, just a lot of bumping of things.

Paula and this slut went to play bumper cars...and I watched them play all night...

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SBB

Super Bad Breath

God Damn Natalia, You Have SBB !

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vendetta

to have revenge, in italian

"we'll have our vendetta, soon"

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doofer

A doofer is a remote but is mainly used by people asking for it when they cant be stuffed too walk the meter to get it themsleves
not very commonly used for this definition but its still used by my cousin

hey Remy pas us the doofer

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sharking

Sharking is a parking phenomenon where a group of people in vehicles circle a completely full parking lot in an attempt to take the first spot someone else vacates.

The end result is a line of vehicles circling around a parking lot, much like sharks in the movies.

"This parking lot is full."
"How do you know?"
"Do you see all the people sharking for spots?"
"I guess we're gonna have to park at the strip mall a block away."

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Remy Ried

one who is named after alcohol yet drinks not. full name of Remington (r-em-ING-ton) knows well of bsb and favors over nsync

remy wants to go to the bsb concert.

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