Stale Weave

When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.

Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!

You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!

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Fuckle Doodled

The female curls her back like a turtle shell with her vagina open while the male doodles on her vagina with his penis as if it's a paint brush

I was doing the fuckle doodled with his mom! His mom's vagina sure does look like a Mona Lisa painting!