MDAOT

An acronym, meaning "My dick's all over that." Often said as an exclamation in response to a good idea, or when someone agrees to honor a request. Also has sexual meanings.

"Hey Johnny, let's grab some drinks tonight."
"MDAOT!"

"Can you cover my shift on Tuesday?"
"MDAOT, bro."

"Look at her."
"Hey man, MDAOT!"

mouth present

A tasty treat for your mouth.

I bought you a mouth present (sandwich).

dookie ninja

Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.

I was shopping at Wal-mart and saw a dookie ninja at the check out lane.