The Stupendium

‘A compendium of the stupendously stupid!’

‘The Stupendium is a British geek rapper. What this means is they are a British geek who raps, a geeky rapper who's British, A British rapper who's also a geek, a rapper who's also a geeky Brit, and someone who struggles to write their own Spotify biography in the third person. Welcome. Add my music to playlists. I mean THEIR music. Their. music. Yes. Add the music to playlists, listen to it, enjoy it, savour it, lick the droplets of moisture from its tantalising oh god can someone else write this for me please’