crapetbombing

Dropping a huge load of Completely Ridiculous And Preposterous arguments into a debate, intending to overwhelm facts, reason and reality itself with large, destructive noise.

Climate change deniers respond to every IPCC report by crapetbombing media with tons of debunked theories, inane speculation, irrelevant snippets from ancient email, and the contents of their chamber pots.

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finicum

(n) The last little spurt that dribbles out after an orgasm; the opposite of precum; any insignificant or impotent finish to a noisy but unproductive pleasure..
(v) To try to draw a gun while multiple police officers are point weapons at you and telling you to surrender; to commit suicide by cop in an especially showy and stupid way; to do something pointlessly self-destructive out of a toxic mix of rage, arrogance and stupidity. Named after LeVoy Finicum, who set the standard.

(n) The Bundy Gang's orgy of self-stimulation ended with a little finicum in the snow.
(v) If you see red lights flashing in your mirror, don't finicum youself by doing anything stupid; just turn on your recorder, do as you are told, and if necessary, sue later.

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ammosexual

A sexual fetish that finds pleasure in the power to kill dozens of people with the pull of a trigger. An ammosexual may understand the desire of other people to live, but feels all the greater pleasure in contemplating that he has the power to overcome that desire with his power. Ammosexuals are very protective of their fetish, and attack even the slightest gun safety measure on the grounds that they interfere with their pleasure.
Many ammosexuals practice the religion of gundamentalism or demand the invasion of weaker countries as a means of reaching wargasm.

After every mass killing, ammosexuals gather for an orgy of suppressing gun control measures.

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Gundamentalism

The worship of guns; a modern religion based on buying, owning, carrying and shooting large numbers of firearms in situations where they are not really necessary.

Gundamentalism promises to free you from the meaninglessness of everyday life by letting you stroke long hard objects and make loud noises while fantasizing about killing your enemies.

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Martyrbation

The pleasure of complaining about being persecuted, when practiced by people who aren't actually being persecuted.

In an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion.

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red wedding

A total disaster; a sudden event resulting in a complete change of fortunate among rivals, involving immense loss on one side and the total triumph of the other, often involving a carefully planned betrayal and brutal bloodletting. Based upon the "Red Wedding" event in "Game of Thrones".

Microsoft's 2013 reorganization was a complete red wedding, with engineers playing the Lannisters triumphant over their organizational rivals.

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sin bin

The confessional, in Roman Catholicism.

I shouldn't have done that with you, but one trip to the SIN BIN and I'm forgiven. So let's do it again!

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