davop

A rare species indigenous to Henderson, Kentucky. Tends to stay indoors, but ventures into the night as they are attracted to loud, heavy noises.

"dude, is that a davop?"
"can't you tell by the cheat codes on its post-it note shell?"

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hafsol

1) A fucking awesome song by an Icelandic band, Sigur Ros.
2) Creatures mainly sighted near the Bay Area in California have been given the title "Hafsol" (for unknown reasons). The Hafsol has become a west coast phenomenon due to its unique skin texture. Local citizens of Santa Rosa claim it sometimes resembles styles of the 1940s, sometimes Native American, sometimes crocodilian. Reportedly, there have also been sightings in Hawaii. Allegations of the occasional flock to Japan during the warmer seasons have yet to be confirmed or denied.

1) "hey dude, what is that fucking awesome sound?"
"hafsol, of course"

2) "what is that?"
"a hafsol, of course"

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Beeble

The way foreign Arabic-speakers pronounce the english word "people." They don't have the "P"-sound in their language. The closest is B.

"Hey, beeble!"

"Don't bark in front of my restaurant!"

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