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Goldfish

A fish that can gorw to be 6 inches that is often put in 2 gallon bowls, where ignorant karens dont do water changes, add filters or even just give them a 10 gallon tank (which still isnt enough, but far better then a fucking bowl). These ignoranuses go on facebook, asking why their goldfish died. Goldfish are great pets that do great things. Get a goldfish.

Guy 1: Why did my goldfish die?
Guy 2: That guy is in a bowl, has no filter and, by how low the water level is, i can see you dont do water changes.
Guy 1: So?
Guy 2: Thats why they died. Give your goldfish a 30 gallon tanl, with an additional 20 gallons for every other goldfish, get them a nice filter, do weekly water changes, and they will be your best friend!
Guy 1: But the guy at petco said they were fine!
Guy 2: Dont listen to big box pet store employees. They dont care about the pets, they care about their money. Lets go shopping together and get you your new pet!
Guy 1: Thanks for the info, lead the way!

by rhmfan July 15, 2021


Right Hand Man

The best character in The Henry Stickmin Collection, He is Reginald Copperbottoms right hand. Nobody knows his true name. He is a very loyal and strict person, who can think quickly and really put up a fight. He is the strongest, bravest and 2nd most important character in the Toppat Clan. In most Completing the Mission routes, he is reborn with a cybernetic eye with a laser that melts anything it touches, 2 metal legs that can turn into a thruster, and a strong, metal arm that can turn into a giant blade. Right hand man, also known as simply RHM, is simply awesome.

Guy: Whats your favorite THSC character?
Guy 2: Right hand man.

by rhmfan July 4, 2021

15👍 3👎


sad

what you are if you search this

your sad

by rhmfan July 4, 2021

9👍 3👎


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a symbol that retarded instagram girls from the age of 9-16 use at the end of a sentance to be "quirky" when in reality it just makes them look like a retarded piece of shit that doesnt know how grammar works, people that use this also probably play "Roblox" which makes it even more cringy and depressing

person 1: hey, you ever just say "fuck it" and dont brush your teeth for a night?
person 2: i- uhh- no, never?-
person 1: bitch your probably a roblox player fuck off retarded shit

by rhmfan February 15, 2022

8👍 5👎