butterz friend

A ugly friend that tags along with a buff gal, even though the buff gal is just using her to scare unwanted manz away. When Your in a rave and you try and cherps a gal and her ugly friend trys to pull her away. The ugly friend flops the whole ting.

Man: " Yeah wa gwan whats ur name?"
Gal: " Shanice"
Man: " Seen... Can I have ur digits?"
Gal: " Err, Aight, Its 079"-
Butterz Friend:(From Across the room) "Shanice! Shanice! Lets Cut!"
Gal: Sorry, Sorry, I I Got to
Butterz Friend: Shanice!!!
Manz Bredrins: "Did u Get her Digits?"
Man: " No her butterz friend pulled her away!"

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Hujuman

A young man who is aware that there is really no such thing as the 'New Man'.. He is however, extremely adept at aquiring new ladies, and has a large 'cool' factor. Due to the fact that he plays the 'New Man' role convincingly.

Lady 1: Hey look at that dude! Mmm, he's hot!
Lady 2: Yeah, but stay away honey, that guy's just a Hujuman

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crusty

wen u wake up in the mornin and u roll ova 2 c tht the night before u had fuked ya mum

tht shag was crusty

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