Wisconson

A midwestern state where:
Everyone has a fixation on the words "Don't you know?"
EVERY winter your driveway freezes over.
There are about 5 good-looking in the entire state.
Everyone's mood revolves around ONE football team.
The Biggest city there is known for its beer (AND has a crappy baseball team named after that fact).
Is known for its badgers.
Having dead things on the road and nobody really cares (or cleans it up).
The Biggest resort area is in the middle of nowhere, and you can't go there half the time cause its too DARN COLD!!!
The one saving factor of this state?
Cheese

I should know. I LIVED there.

A place that you should never live. Unless you're offered a million dollars.

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sub gringo

Awesome band made by what they call, not a band but really just a big circle of friends and family that join in.

"I like my coffee in the morning" and "Baby takes her clothes of just for me"

plob

a pocket with a mop

i cleaned my floor with my plob

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lego lesbian

Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.

Don't go to that bar, it's stacked to the ceiling with lego lesbians.

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operation desert storm

slang, shaggin a girl who is dry.

on a beach my m8 was making out with girl and he wanted to take it futher. but she was so dry he couldnt get it up there.
she is a operation desert storm.

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mooooseburg

a poor fat mans shot gun

i am going to get me a mooooburg

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