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Usually followed by an Escapee, which is a fart that escapes while pooping or peeing this usually happens when on the toilet or at the urinal station. It is a series of farts escaping making a machine-gun like noise, when a jailbreak happens, it is wise to just act as though it never happened, this will ease embarrasment on your part and on the part of others within earshot.
"Dude it was so funny, I was washing my hands at the sink in the bathroom at Madam X's porn shop and a guy had a jailbreak, I was laughing so hard I dropped my ten porno vid's I had just bought!"
-True Story
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1. When in an engorging BJ, the BJer hums, creating a slight vibration in the lips. No comparison to a normal BJ when looking at pleasure.
2. A un-godly large box of a SUV, said car is a gas guzzler, most of the owners are not indeed off-road inthusists, but just rich upper class Men who work at insurance companies. Most men who own Hummers have never actually taken it off the pavement, the only place it is usefull is military and off roading.
3. (Hummered) When a sports mom is hit by shock at the enormous gas bill, after driving her gas-guzzling SUV or minivan, paying for the $2.70/gallon 12 mpg vechicle.
1. "Dude Cassie gave me a wicked Hummer while we were doing clutch the other day."
2. "Dude look at that mother of a fucker, driving his big ass Hummer, wastin' all my gas, and pollutin' my mother fuckin' air. Hey go suck a dick, assface!"
3. "Dude you should have seen this soccer mom get hummered the other day, I threw a dil doh at her face I was laughing so hard!"
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The real America's Team.
Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
cowboy fan: "Dude the 'boys are america's team"
Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"
Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"
Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."
Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."
Me: "Wow."
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Old Mopar engines used in Dodge/Chrysler cars such as Chargers, Super Bee's, Road Runners, Challengers, and other muscle cars. The name was derived for Hemispherical cylinder heads using a SOHC design. The new "Hemi's" are not actually Hemi's, but just a copyrighted name used to sell cars. New Hemi engines are simply a waste of fuel, space, and money. Dodge achives it's power these day by low-tech cheap in-efficient engines. With Chevy you get about the same performance with about double the MPG. Dodge talks about their new Viper-powered V-10 Ram, which is the fastest stock pickup in the world. Well last time I checked, people don't by pickups to go fast, they buy them for hauling shit.
Dodge Sucks.
I am quite positive if Chevy or Ford wanted to make the fastest stock truck in the world, they could, without using a super-car engine.
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A derogatory term used to describe young, rich, and normally stuck-up people.
Yuppies (or: YUPS) are in the age group of 22-32, live in large, expensive subdivisions, and live with general technology and wealth. Yuppies commonly drive foreign luxury cars as well as small SUVs, such as a Honda CR-V, Toyota Rav-4, or Jeep Liberty. Yuppies are often seen at nature centers, walking trails, or beach-side campgrounds. Yuppies often pay $300,000 for houses with an extremely small yard and no foliage.
Yuppies get along easily with other yuppies. However, anyone "below" them on the social chain they will not talk to.
Yuppies may be male or female, however, when a female yuppie becomes pregnant and has a child, she then becomes a soccer mom.
Yuppies are generally morons who have no clue what a piston is.
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1. An awesome band who's fan-base in recent years has become composed mainly of poser/skaters who buy the "AC/DC Back In Black" t-shirts from Walmart and think they're cool, but really have never heard an AC/DC song.
2. Alternating Current/Direct Current, a type of electricity which is used in home apliances and MIG welders.
1. Money Talks is my favorite AC/DC song.
2. My Miller MIG welder uses an AC/DC electrical set-up.
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A kick-ass powerfull engine. Ricers usually tend to flap about how in-effiecient V8's (of the 70's) were. Actually, they were in-efficient only because the lack of technology, now, with new modern muscle cars coming out, such as the Charger and the Mustang, these cars actually compete with Honda's little 4-bangers for MPG. V8's have 8 cylinders arranged in a V pattern, these produce monster amounts of torque and HP, killing rice like no tommorow. New Mustang's have twice the cylinders and about three times the displacement as the Honda Civic, yet still gets 30 MPG highway. Take that, rice burner.
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